Nightcrawler Quotes

[nghtcrwlr]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Arcade:
Do we have a limit on how many quotes we can list, cuz I got a few.....
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NO LIMIT! This thread is open for everyone to post to their heart's content!

[Darkholme]

Here are a few that come to mind...

Uncanny X-Men #300, pg 1

"Once an X-Man, always an X-Man!"

Uncanny X-Men #300, pg 6

"I prefer to think of (dreams) as windows, mein Freund, glimpses of the world as it can be tomorrow, instead of the way it is today."

"One might argue the word "mutant" is synonomous with change."

Excalibur #31 - "No Man Is An Island (But No Island Is A Man Either So It All Works Out)"

"How embarassing. Every OTHER X-mutant gets to die in battle - saving the universe from one cosmic evil or another. Everyone except me. Kurt Wagner - the oft-amazing Nightcrawler - dies on vacation!"

"If anyone wants me, I'll be in a coma..."

"I'll say this for you - what you lack in authenticity, you make up for with REALLY stupid names."

"Here's a little piece of advice I've learned over the years...never try out new powers in the middle of a fight."

Excalibur #98 - "Fireflies"

"We are going to this acquisition station to look for Douglock. And we are going to make a MESS."

"Don't worry about me. They have succeeded in making me angry."

"I want property damage and lots of it. Make a mess, get them running around in a panic. Oh, and try not to get shot."

"Ach. I was hoping for a little more opportunity for the old swash and buckle. But these people just fell over."

I'm in the midst of a major comic reorg, so I'm sure I'll come across some other stuff later this week...

- Darkholme

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"Nightcrawler will do..." Kurt Darkholme, X-Calibre #1

[Arcade]

Wooo Hooo! No limit! I'm gonna be stayin' on this topic for a while!

Kurt: You're loving this, Katzchen!
Kitty: You betcha, fuzzy-elf!

"I must've finally gone 'round the bend! I actually told this over-grown lizard I was a BOGGIE! GET ME OUT OF THIS MADHOUSE!"

"Ahhh! It's raining furniture!!!"



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"Tell the truth, Excalibur--If not to yourselves, than to me--Wasn't this FUN?!?"-Arcade

[Elwing]

Excalibur 91: Captain Britain and NC let Pete Wisdom join the team.

Cap:I'll agree to you staying with the team but if you ever-
NC: EVER!
Cap:-hurt Kitty- I will, without hesitation, tear off your head.
NC: And I will spend days mocking it and drawing pictures on it before teleporting it into the North sea.

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[Arcade]

Blob: This is where you stop. Nothing moves the Blob!
Kurt: And I wouldn't dream of trying! Auf Wiedersehen!
Blob:....Where'd go?

Kurt: I thought one caught more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Wolverine: One can, elf... but I prefer a big honkin' fly-swatter any day.


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"Tell the truth, Excalibur--If not to yourselves, than to me--Wasn't this FUN?!?"-Arcade

[Lasombra]

I love this! All the Nightcrawler quotes!
"Did I put my tail in my mouth?"
Nightcrawler: "Of course some laws . . ."
Kitty: "Are meant to be broken.Nightcrawler: "::Whistles:: That Darn paper boy. It is nearly six and still no paper. ::gasp:: Acolytes! What ever is a defenseless fuzzy elf like moi to do?"
Vought: "Sarcasm, Nightcrawler? Somehow I expected the leader of Excaliber to be a bit more mature...obsessed with proving himself. I am Vought........Katu is inuin.....Unuscione ( You get the idea)"
Nightcrawler: "You are thinking of X-Factor. But you are the last people to go casting stones in the glass house of interchanging personalities. I have studied the files on the Acolytes--And I still have trouble telling you people apart. Danke."
Vought: "Thank you for what?"
Nightcrawler: "I always find things go much better...when I know exactly who it is I am beating into submission."
Nightcrawler: "Don't do that!"
Colossus: "What?"
Nightcrawler: "Chew with your mouth open."
"They may be great heroes, but they sure are stiffs at parties"
"We are what we are Scott, wishing wont change a blessed thing, nor will feeling sorry for ourselves".
"I don't see why you two are so nervous. This is my kind of neighborhood! Lots of shadows and lots of things to climb on."
And of course my personal favorite. Xavier is speaking to Kurt, and he gives us a great comment of Kurt's character.
"How do you do it, Kurt? Here I am staring at the Abyss, and I feel myself drowning...But you're lived your whole life at the edge of such darkness, facing hatred and fear simply because of your appearance... and yet in all the years since I first met you and brought you to join the X-Men, I've never known you to give in to despair or even a trace of bitterness. No one better embodies the spirit the X-men seek to inspire in ALL mutantkind."



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"Oh, it's *you* again. What is this fixation you have for tails? Leggo the tail!"

[MoonbeamDancer]

"Oh and if you find Arcade's controll booth..."
"I know. Trash it!"

"I don't think the little on likes me..."

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"Listen very closely. There is a sound I want you to hear it's-" *BAMF!*

[Hsu]

Ok! My turn!!

X-Babies 1. (Iknow it's not NC but hey close enough)

"Humor is completely lost on you. I toss them - Roll them even - and my jokes go ZEOW over your head!"

"Miss me, miss me, now you gotta kiss me - square on my fuzzy blue keister that is!"

Uncanny

"Aha! The American tourist at work. Fashion and beer culture... I'm sure you charmed the hell out of her."

I'll think of more also!
Elf out!

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[Spatula Gal]

From way back when: "I don't see why you two are so nervous. This is my kind of neighborhood! Lot's of shadows and lot's of things to climb on."

Evo Kurt: "You pulled my TAIL man!!"

Ultimate Kurt: "................."

[Elwing]

Tempting, tempting. Does anyone around here mind if I steal these and preserve them for prosperity on http://www.blue-elf.com/nightfactoidsquotes.html
Pleasepleaseplease???

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